Joke: Elderly Couple Pass a Drug Store While Discussing Their Decision to Get Married

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When a couple in their golden years decides to tie the knot, comical moments are bound to happen.

Here’s one such funny moment…

Bob, 92, and Mary, 89, were thrilled about their decision to get married. Deeply in love, they couldn’t wait to seal their commitment by exchanging vows in front of a priest.

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While taking a stroll to discuss their wedding plans, the lovebirds passed by a drugstore. Bob suggested they step inside, and though Mary wasn’t sure of his intentions, she agreed.

Bob asked to speak with the pharmacist. Once the pharmacist arrived, Bob explained that he and Mary were planning to get married.

He then inquired, - "Do you sell heart medication?"

• "Of course, we do," the pharmacist answered.

• "What about medicine for rheumatism?"

• "Definitely," he replied.

• "Do you have Viagra?"

• "Absolutely."

• "What about treatments for memory problems, arthritis, or jaundice?"

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• "Yes, we carry all of those."

• "How about vitamins, sleeping aids, Geritol, or antacids?"

• "Certainly."

• "Do you stock wheelchairs and walkers?"

• "We have them in all speeds and sizes."
  Impressed, Bob turned to the pharmacist and said,
  "Great. We’d like to register here for our wedding gifts."

ANOTHER HILARIOUS JOKE ABOUT AN ELDERLY COUPLE

Here’s another joke about an elderly couple that will surely have you laughing.

An older couple, both widowed for many years, had been dating for quite some time before deciding it was time to move their relationship to the next level.

Encouraged by their friends, they finally agreed it was the right moment to get married.

Before the wedding, they went out for dinner and had an in-depth discussion about how their marriage would work and the roles each of them would take on.

Elderly couple holding hands. | Photo: Freepik

They covered topics like finances, living arrangements, and everything essential for a strong and successful marriage.

Eventually, the gentleman decided it was time to address a more personal matter: their physical relationship.

"How do you feel about sex?" he asked his fiancée cautiously.

"I would like it infrequently," she answered.

The gentleman sat in silence for a moment, appearing uncertain. Then, he adjusted his glasses, leaned closer, and softly asked,

"Is that one word or two?"