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We all need a good laugh now and then. It’s great for our mental and emotional health, keeping us in high spirits.
In this week’s roundup of our favorite jokes, we dive into the story of a husband and wife who were cleaning out their attic.
A SERVICE DELIVERY DELAY
Arnold and his wife were tidying up their attic one day when he stumbled upon a ticket from the local shoe repair shop.
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| Old luggage in an attic. Image credit: Pixabay |
The date on the ticket revealed it was over eleven years old. They both chuckled, trying to recall which of them might have forgotten to pick up a pair of shoes more than a decade ago.
“Do you think the shoes are still at the shop?” Arnold asked his wife, but she doubted it.
Still, Arnold thought it was worth a shot. He grabbed the ticket, went downstairs, got into the car, and drove to the store.
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| A ledger book. Image credit: Pixabay |
With a straight face, he handed the ticket to the man behind the counter. The man, equally straight-faced, said, “Just a minute. I’ll have to look for these.”
He vanished into a dark corner at the back of the shop. Two minutes later, the man called out, “Here they are!”
“No kidding?” Arnold replied. “That’s amazing! Who would’ve thought they’d still be here after all this time.”
The man returned to the counter, empty-handed, and calmly said, “They’ll be ready next Thursday.”
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| An old pair of shoes. Image credit: Pixabay |
SOMETIMES YOU GET WHAT YOU WISHED FOR
A married couple, both 60 years old, were celebrating their 35th anniversary. During their party, a fairy appeared to congratulate them and grant each one wish.
The wife wished to travel around the world. The fairy waved her wand, and poof – the wife held tickets for a world cruise.
Next, the fairy asked the husband what he wanted. He said, “I wish I had a wife 30 years younger than me.”
So the fairy lifted her wand, and poof – the husband turned 90.
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| A surprised couple. Image credit: Shutterstock |
HE WALKED RIGHT INTO THAT ONE...
A husband and wife were golfing when the wife suddenly asked, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?”
The husband said, “No, sweetie.”
The wife insisted, “I’m sure you would.”
So the man said, “Okay, I would.”
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| A golf ball. Image credit: Pixabay |
Then the wife asked, “Would you let her sleep in our bed?”
The husband replied, “Yeah, I guess so.”
Next, the wife asked, “Would you let her use my golf clubs?”
The husband answered, “No, she’s left-handed.”
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| Image credit: Pixabay |
OH NO!
While heading to lunch today, I noticed an old man sitting on a park bench, crying uncontrollably. I stopped and asked him what was wrong. He said:
“I have a 22-year-old wife at home. She rubs my back every morning, then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit, and freshly ground coffee.”
I said, “Well, then why are you crying?” The old man explained that she also prepares homemade soup for lunch and his favorite brownies.
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| Fudge and marshmallow brownies. Image credit: Pixabay |
Then she cleans the house and watches sports on TV with him for the rest of the afternoon.
I said, “Well, why are you crying?” The old man added that she makes him a gourmet dinner, complete with wine and his favorite dessert.
Afterward, they spend the night together until the early hours. Still confused, I asked again, “Well, why in the world would you be crying?”
He said, “I can’t remember where I live!”
Via: UniiJokes
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