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Navigating marital challenges isn't always straightforward, but it's important to find the humor in such moments.
This week's joke collection highlights a jealous husband and a scenario that many newlyweds can relate to.
DON'T RUIN THE TICKET
A woman comes home from work, and her husband notices she's wearing a diamond necklace. He asks, "Where did you get that necklace?"
She responds, "I won it in a raffle at work. Go ahead and prepare my bath while I start dinner."
The following day, the woman comes home wearing a diamond bracelet. Her husband asks, "Where did you get the bracelet?"
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| Woman wearing a necklace | Image credit: Pixabay |
She replies, "I won it in a raffle at work. Go ahead and prepare my bath while I start dinner."
The day after that, she arrives home in a mink coat. The husband says, "Let me guess, you won that in a raffle at work too?"
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| Woman wearing a fur coat | Image credit: Pixabay |
She responds, "Yes, that's right! How did you know? Now, go get my bath ready while I prepare supper."
Later that evening, after dinner, she goes to take her bath and notices there's only an inch of water in the tub. She yells out:
"HEY! There's only an inch of water in the tub!"
He replies, "I didn't want you to get your raffle ticket wet."
NEWLYWEDS
A newly married couple moves into their new home. One day, the husband comes home from work, and his wife says:
"Honey, there's a leaking pipe in the upstairs bathroom. Could you fix it?"
The husband responds, "Do I look like Mr. Plumber to you?"
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| An angry man | Image credit: Pixabay |
A few days later, he returns home, and his wife says, "Honey, the car won’t start. I think it needs a new battery. Can you replace it for me?"
He replies: "Do I look like Mr. Goodwrench to you?"
Another few days pass, and it starts raining heavily. The wife notices a leak in the roof and says, "Honey, there’s a leak in the roof. Can you please fix it?"
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| Woman standing with a bucket under leaking ceiling | Image credit: Pixabay |
He responds, "Do I look like Bob Vila to you?"
The next day, the husband comes home and finds the roof repaired, the plumbing fixed, and the car running perfectly. He asks his wife what happened.
"Oh, I hired a handyman to take care of it," she says.
"Great! How much did that cost me?" he asks irritably.
She responds, "Nothing. He said he’d do it for free if I either baked him a cake or slept with him."
The husband then asks what kind of cake she made.
"What do I look like," she says, "Betty Crocker?"
Via: UniiJokes
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