Married man spends the night with a young woman and gets an unexpected response from her days later.

This funny story about a young woman's clever response to a man's dishonesty is sure to leave you laughing all day.

A married man, drinking at a bar after work, noticed a 19-year-old girl. He quickly hid his wedding ring and decided to approach her.

He struck up a conversation with the girl, and after chatting and having a few drinks, he decided to make a bold move.

A man and a girl having a chat over coffee. | Source: Pexels

“I really enjoyed talking to you. I would love to continue this at your place,” he said to the girl.

She responded by revealing that she was a call girl and offered to spend the night with him for $500.

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The man thought it was a fair deal and agreed to her terms. They went to her place together.

At the end of the night, just before leaving, he said, “Sorry, it looks like I haven’t brought my wallet today. But don’t worry, I’ll ask my secretary to write you a check. She’ll mail it to you as ‘rent for apartment.’”

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The next day, the man began to regret his actions and felt guilty about cheating on his wife. He instructed his secretary to write a check for only $250 instead of the full amount.

He also enclosed a note that read, “I am not sending the amount we previously agreed upon because when I rented the apartment, I assumed it was never occupied, there was plenty of heat, and it was small enough to make me feel cozy and at home.”

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The girl read his note and was furious. However, she stayed calm and drafted the following response for him:

“I cannot understand how you expect a beautiful apartment like this to remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there is plenty of it if you know how to turn it on. Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don’t have enough furniture to fill it, please don’t blame the landlady.”

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