When it comes to sizeable claims, Jonah Falcon isn’t exactly bashful. Known for his legendary bulge, Falcon – the man with the “biggest penis in the world” – claims he’s become a bedroom legend among award-winning celebrities who can’t get enough of his Oscar-sized wiener.
When Jonah Falcon was only 13, he claims he was already packing 9.5 inches – a stat that left his classmates stunned and his reputation quickly snowballing.
By the time he hit college, the whispers turned into full-blown buzz, and by 25, he claimed to have clocked in over 1,500 dates.
Though he famously turned down a career in adult entertainment, Falcon hasn’t always kept things PG. He’s admitted to accepting cash for intimate photos – and even a few steamy encounters. One woman paid $500 just to see him in his underwear, while another shelled out $1,000 for the full experience.
“It’s really about my ego. My ego is bigger than my sexuality,” Falcon, 54, confessed in an older interview with Rolling Stone.
Today, Falcon’s penis is 9.5 inches flaccid, 13.5 inches erect and is “thicker than [his] wrist,” he claims.
‘Prominent bulges’
While some people have paid good money for a peek at Falcon’s legendary asset, not everyone’s thrilled to see it strolling down the street.
Aware of the public stares and awkward double takes, the man with “the biggest penis in the world” says he often opts for baggy, pleated pants to keep his now-iconic bulge on the down-low.
“Since my testicles are extremely large, I’m cognizant of prominent bulges,” he said in a 2022 interview with the Daily Mail. “I tend to wear baggy or pleated pants to go ‘incognito.’”
But it’s not just the public reaction that’s complicated things – it’s his own sex life, too. The Private Dicks: Men Exposed actor has openly discussed how his anatomy has changed with age, revealing that “For some reason, it’s gotten thicker to the point that I can’t receive oral sex.”
“Intercourse requires a very slow entry. And getting fully erect is harder now – I think it’s just age.”
‘Unexplained bulge’
And it’s even caused airport drama, said the man who explained that when he goes through security, he tries to “ball it up a bit so it looks like a round mass…God help me if I get an erection…”
But the massive swell in his pants captured attention of security at the Los Angeles International Airport, where he was flagged for what appeared to be a suspicious object in his pants.
“I was recently stopped by the LAX airport security for a giant unexplained bulge in my pants caught by a scanner,” he revealed “They frisked me and confirmed I was ‘all natural.’ This is a normal occurrence with electric scanning devices though.”
Oscar-sized wiener
In a 2021 appearance on ITV’s This Morning, Falcon made a massive confession about the popularity of his larger-than-life anatomy. He claims that when erect, it’s the same size as an Academy Award – that, like his “Hollywood sausage,” is chased by many celebrities.
“I’ve slept with celebrities including Oscar nominees and Oscar winners. But I can’t talk about that,” the Unhung Hero actor told hosts Phillip Schofield and Josie Gibson.
“I can’t even say if it was men or women – it’s a very limited list so I don’t want to narrow it down too far. It wasn’t Meryl Streep – I’ll just leave it at that.”
While he remained coy about specifics, Falcon claimed that many of his famous flings came from the UK, and not all were Hollywood names. Add a few porn stars into the mix, and it’s clear Falcon’s love life is as headline-worthy as his measurements.
He added, “Here’s the thing, a large majority are just very well known, not necessarily Hollywood. As a matter of fact, a big chunk of them come from the British Isles.”
